Is it really shutting him up, or is it something more? Contains: Kissing, Confessions, Feelings, Oral Sex, Fingering, Hair Pulling, M/M, Slight Dirty Talk This is the audio where I thought, "Ok, it's a new voice this time, and I've wanted to Do Jaskier or Geralt for a while," but for the life of me couldn't think really of how to incorporate that into Pride until my brain went, "Alright hear me out, what if we do both of them." So this audio was born. I don't know how successful I was portraying them, but I hope you all enjoy regardless. Also, the timeline and story isn't 100% accurate with this story, but at this point I don't care all that much lol. Long story short I TRIED lol ~Audio Transcript Below~ Jaskier: So wait, Geralt you're telling me that you've never had sex with a man?! Geralt: No--- Jaskier: What?! I don't believe that for one moment! You'd think outside the fact that your eyes are a little frightening--oh don't give me that look, you know they are....But regardless, the idea that there haven't been at least a handful of men over the course of your undoubtedly long and varied life that have thrown themselves at you--- Geralt: Jaskier---shut up. Jaskier: Well I'm sorry Geralt, but I'm genuinely surprised that-- Geralt: *interrupts* Jaskier..... Geralt: You weren't listening. I answered your question. I said, "No." Jaskier: So.....you.....you have? Geralt: *sighs* Just because I don't, doesn't mean I haven't...... Jaskier: *through a smile* Oh my gods, you have! Geralt: *grunts* Jaskier: But you said, "don't". Why is that? Geralt: *grunts* Jaskier: Well, regardless of whether you think grunting at me is going to get me to stop--which it isn't by the way--that just gives me credence to speculate...... Geralt: *sighs* Jaskier: Now....what could possibly be preventing you from pursuing men? Well, it's not like you're afraid of it being sinful, considering who you are, so we can drop that off the list.....hmmmm.....it's not as though they're too....delicate for your sensibilities.....despite the fact that you're big and strong and intimidating and claim you don't care, you really are just a big ol' softie--- Geralt: *growls* Jaskier: *slightly worried* With a big scary growl and a big scary sword, yes--*clears throat*--And well......I don't believe it has anything to do with your ~lady love~ Yennifer.....However I'm not sure she'd care too much that you'd shag up with another man regardless.....I wonder...I really do......it's not through lack of attraction, consider you said that you have before, but you don't now, so what in the world could it-- Geralt interrupts him with a kiss, then pulls away* Jaskier: I......you.....ah.... Geralt: What do you think? *horse mounting noises* *horse neighs* Jaskier: I...what....you....Geralt of Rivia, you get back here right this instant! *Fading out* You can't just kiss a man and run do you have any idea how incredibly rude that is? I'm talking to you Sir Witcher and I will not be ignored! *Fade in* *crickets/bugs chirping, forest sounds, fire sounds* Jaskier: *panting* Would you like to explain yourself?! Geralt: No. Jaskier: *sputters* You are insufferable! A complete child! If I were a worse man I'd have half a mind to-- Geralt: I did it to get you to shut up. Evidently it didn't work. Jaskier: You kissed me and then jumped on your horse and galloped away! Geralt: And it granted me all of perhaps an hour of blessed silence from your incessant talking. Jaskier: I think there’s a bigger issue that you’re glossing over, Geralt. You. Kissed. Me. Geralt: Hmm. *pause* Jaskier: *sighs* Well.....perhaps you should try again.....with more....... Geralt: Hm? Jaskier: It takes more than just a single kiss from a grumpy Witcher to get me to shut up. Geralt: Jaskier, it was a joke-- Jaskier: Was it? Was it really a joke? Geralt: *swallows* Yes. Jaskier: I don't believe you. Geralt: *grunts* Jaskier: Oh, don't you go monosyllabic with me again, you're the one who started this in the first place! Geralt: *growls* Did I? As I recall, you were the one digging for information that was none of your business. Jaskier: I was poking fun at you! It's what friends do! If it genuinely distressed you and hurt all two of your feelings then I apologize, but you should have said something. But that's your problem, isn't it. You don't say anything. Geralt: I told you no, I answered your question, that should have been enough. Jaskier: But you didn't answer my question, did you? You said that you had been with men, but you don't anymore. You knew very well that I would be curious with that answer! Geralt: *grunts* Jaskier: *sighs, exasperated* I believe I figured it out though with my trek to find you after you so rudely left me to my own devices, again. *pause* You're not as coldhearted and slick as you think you are..... Geralt: What? Jaskier: You said that you've had sex with men before, but no longer do. Then when I started asking questions, I must've been heading towards a truth that you were uncomfortable with me voicing, so you decided to kiss me as a, ‘way to shut me up’ as you so delicately put it. Geralt: I did-- Jaskier: He insists….not looking me in the eye. Geralt: *sighs* Curiosity killed the cat, Jaskier…. Jaskier: But satisfaction brought it back. *pause* Jaskier: I think that you were actually trying to shut me up, but it got all mixed up, since you could have easily punched me in the stomach like you did when we first met. You kissed me, and you panicked, and you ran away. Why did you run away….? I believe it’s because you care about me an awful lot more than you put on. You care about me and it frightens you, more than any monster you’ve ever fought. I’ll say it plain and simple. The reason you have slept with men but no longer do, is because the only man you want to be sleeping with…..is me. And, not in a purely sexual way either, otherwise, we would have done it once, maybe several times, and you would have gotten it out of your system. This….this is different. Jaskier: Were you afraid that if I found out I was going to leave or something? Or that I was never going to speak to you? Disappear and leave you alone again? *pause* Jaskier: You’ve lived longer than I….seen more than I….but I cannot get over the fact of how incredibly dense you are sometimes, Geralt. Geralt: *scoffs* Thanks for the insult. Jaskier: Oh hush, it’s true. Think for a moment, Geralt…..do you honestly believe there isn’t a particular reason why I’ve been your travelling companion off and on over the years? Why I of all people approach you in that tavern, when you were known as the Butcher of Blaviken, why I even bothered? Geralt: The same sick sense of curiosity I assume you’ve always had. Jaskier: And yet I kept coming back…. *pause* Jaskier: *chuckles* Also surely you’ve looked at yourself, right? While your eyes are odd, yes, it doesn’t put off the entire picture. Geralt: Hm? Jaskier: Oh for pity’s sake, Geralt, could I be any more obvious without stating it outright? Geralt: You talking in circles certainly isn’t helping. Jaskier: *sighs* Oh you stubborn man, it’s wonder why I fell for you in the first place with how unapologetically brutish you are sometimes. *pause* Geralt: What? Jaskier: Don’t play coy now, Geralt, I know you heard me…..I’ve fallen for you. Geralt: …...Are you an idiot? Jaskier: Apparently, considering how rude you are. Geralt: The pot calling the kettle black. You were scolding me for not saying anything and yet you were keeping quiet yourself Jaskier: Do you have any idea why?..... I never told you because why in all of the world, would Geralt of Rivia, a Witcher of all things…….want someone like me? Geralt: *exhales softly* *kissing* Jaskier: *laughs out of the kiss* We’re both a pair, aren’t we? Completely oblivious. Geralt: Shut up. Jaskier: *laughing into kisses* You’re going to have to do better than that……. Geralt: *growls through kisses* Why can’t you just leave well enough alone? Jaskier: *still laughing* If this is the result, then there isn’t much incentive for me to ever do so, is there? *kissing* Geralt: I think I might have a trick or two up my sleeve…. Jaskier: Oh really? And what might they be, oh mighty---*gasps and moans* Geralt: *hums* Then that will ruin the surprise, won’t it? *kissing* Jaskier: *moans softly, in between kisses* Yes, you big--gods why are you wearing so many clothes--emotionally stunted, beautiful arse of a man. Get these off immediately! Geralt: *grunts* Only if you do the same Jaskier: *hurried rustling* You could rip my clothes off for all I care at this point, now hush and get stripping! Geralt: *chuckles softly* *shuffling* Jaskier: Oh….my---*breathes* That is….you are completely unfair…… Geralt: How so? Jaskier: It doesn’t matter….what matters now, is that I quite desperately want you in my mouth, about thirty seconds ago in fact. Geralt: Jaskier… Jaskier: You wanted to shut me up, didn’t you? Well….this is the perfect opportunity...plus….you’ll get your cock sucked. Geralt: Jaskier. Jaskier: It was a slight joke, now please, get over here. Geralt: *grunts* Jaskier: Gods you are…..magnificent…… Geralt: *hums* Jaskier: *soft licking and sucking* Geralt: Fuck…. *more enthusiastic licking and sucking* Geralt: *measured panting and soft groaning* Jaskier: *tries to go deeper, but chokes slightly* *panting* Geralt: Don’t hurt yourself…. Jaskier: *swallows* Now I understand what Yennefer meant….. Geralt: Hm? Jaskier: Oh nothing….you’re too coherent for my liking….allow me to remedy that. Jaskier: *enthusiastic sucking* Geralt: *grunts* Fuck…. *panting and sucking noises* Geralt: Jaskier…. Jaskier: *pulls away* You can pull on my hair….if you’d like….not too hard though….I’m not fond of the idea of going bald too soon because of your arduous grasp---*gasps and moans into sucking* Geralt: There…. *panting and moaning and sucking* Geralt: Jaskier…..close….. Jaskier: *moans* Geralt: *groans* You…… Jaskier: *makes ‘mmmhm’ noise while sucking* Geralt: Fuck. *panting and moaning* Geralt: Coming--! *groans sharply* Jaskier: *moans and swallows* Geralt: *panting softly* Jaskier: *Pulls away, still swallowing* That was……*moans* Geralt: Good for you? Jaskier: I should be asking you that…. Geralt: You’d think with me coming it would be obvious…. Jaskier: Alright, smarty pants…. Geralt: And you? Jaskier: Hm? Geralt: Don’t think I didn’t see you squirming, let me see you…. Jaskier: *hums a moan* Geralt: Very nice…. Jaskier: *moans louder* Geralt: Lay back….*shuffling* What do you want, Jaskier….. Jaskier: *moans and practically whines* I want you to fuck me….please Geralt…. Geralt: *sighs softly* I won’t fuck you….not here….not like this….it’d be too much…..but….allow me to give you a little taste of what it will be like…... Jaskier: Geralt….what? *gasps and moans* Geralt: *sucking* Jaskier: You….I….*whines* *moaning and sucking* Jaskier: *whines* More…..please….Geralt….more! Geralt: *pulls away* Since you’re so needy…… *shuffling* Jaskier: What are you doing? Geralt: Getting something to slick you with…. Jaskier: But I thought….*gasps and moans* Geralt: Don’t think for once…..just feel…. Jaskier: *moans* Geralt: *lowly* Open up for me Jaskier….. Jaskier: *shudder moans* Geralt: That’s it…. Jaskier: Oh….how--even your fingers….how are you so...so big all around…..f-fuck! *moaning and panting* *sucking again* Jaskier: *Gasps sharply* Please Geralt….more….please! I--I need….please! Geralt: *pulls away* No Jaskier….not here….I won’t fuck you here…. Jaskier: *panting* If you won’t fuck me there then you have to promise me Geralt---actually promise, and actually say the words with your mouth--that you’re going to once we get in a proper inn and a proper bed. Geralt: Jaskier…. Jaskier: Promise me, Geralt. Geralt: …..I promise. Jaskier: With actual words…. Geralt: *sigh chuckles* *lowly* I swear by all the powers that be, that the first opportunity to be in an actual bed, I will ravish you so completely, that it will take you a full day to recover. It’ll be difficult for you to walk, and you’ll complain while we travel after words, but you’ll keep taking me, again, and again, and again…...hows that sound? Jaskier: *coughs on a whine* Ah-um-well….good….that’s….I….*swallows* Yes I’ll take it….. Geralt: Then how about this…. *harsh sucking noises* Jaskier: Ah-Ah! Oh! G-Geralt…! Geralt: *grunts with his mouth full* Jaskier: F-fuck! Oh! Geralt---How--you? *gasping moans* Jaskier: *moaning and panting* Geralt: *pulls away* *lowly* Sing….little lark…… Jaskier: Ah--ah---hah--AH! G-Geralt!!! *moaning scream* Jaskier: *panting* I….I don’t know if I’ll make it to next time….I genuinely think you’ve made me lose myself…… Geralt: You’ll get over it…...and start begging for it again in no time….. Jaskier: *smacks Geralt* How are you so unaffected!? I’ll have you know I’ve been praised multiple times for my prowess and here you are, acting just as if you’d stripped down for bed. Geralt: Witcher stamina….. Jaskier: Well then…..I suppose I’ll have to put that stamina to the test, won’t I? Geralt: *grunts softly* *long pause* Geralt: What is it, Jaskier? Jaskier: Whatever do you mean? Geralt: I can hear your heart beating and….I can smell the….not fear but…..anxiousness on you….. Jaskier: Alright Mister--I can tell when you’re afraid….well……*sighs* Geralt…...are things…..going to….go back to how they were….when we wake up tomorrow….. Geralt: That depends on you. Jaskier: No, no it doesn’t! Since it’s both of us together it depends on us both! You get a say and an opinion, and I’d very much like to hear it. Geralt: Why should things change? *pause* Jaskier: I don’t know….perhaps you would…..treat me….differently. Geralt:......Like how? If you’re looking for someone to court you, Jaskier, you’re barking up the wrong tree….Can you imagine me...doing that? Jaskier: Ugh, now that you mention it….the idea is rather creepy but…..well…...I’m not expecting a complete attitude change but…I don’t want things to….go back to where we’re hiding our---and I know you hate this word---feelings. Geralt: I-- Jaskier: And if you’re about to say, ‘I don’t have feelings’ I swear to you I will….well….I will steal all your clothes and walk out of here and leave you naked and vulnerable and see how you feel when-- Geralt: *inbetween Jaskier’s rant* Jaskier…..Jaskier…..Julian! Jaskier: How did you-- Geralt: I do listen when you talk you know…..at least when it’s important…… Jaskier: Ignoring that slight there….but you….you won’t ignore what’s happened between us tomorrow? Geralt: *sighs* I….I can’t guarantee that I’ll be…..perfect…..or….what you’re imagining…..this is…...*grunts* difficult for me…..but no….I won’t pretend this didn’t happen. In fact, I would like it to continue happening. Jaskier: Oh….alright…..good…. Geralt: Is there something else? Jaskier: Well…..um….if you could perhaps…..well...be a little….nicer to me….sometimes….I think that would….ease my woes…..a little…. *pause* Geralt: Come closer Jaskier…. Jaskier: Hm? Geralt: Here….in my arms…. Jaskier: Oh….oh….well….alright…... *shuffling* Geralt: I’m….not the best with words…...and….my temper leaves something to be desired…..at times….but….I-I will try….Jaskier….that’s all I can promise….. Jaskier: *sighs* I suppose it’s a start. Geralt: *grunts* Jaskier: *laughs* Oh alright…..thank you….Geralt…...for…..everything…. Geralt: Sleep now….. Jaskier: Oh however will I manage with these firm yet surprisingly warm chesty pillows to rest on….. Geralt: *grunts* Jaskier: Goodnight Geralt… *long pause* Geralt: *softly* Goodnight Little Lark.